Where do I apply?

I was flipping through the pay-per-view channels on DirecTV when I saw that they are now offering porn for my viewing pleasure. Not just any porn mind you, but such treats as "Cherry Butt Blossoms" and "Busty Backdoor Beauties". I decided right then and there I need to quit my job and become the person who comes up with the titles to porn movies. Have you seen some of these titles? Pink-The Other White Meat, Amateur Sex Kittens: Muff Munch, and Tapping Fresh Tail. I could do this. We could have some military ones like Naughty Navy Mamas or Haze Gray-I've got your meat. For us older gals Amateur Pole Dancers: Muffin Top Munch or Sagging Jugs. My personal favorite is Big Black Ding Dongs and Lick it and Stick it up YOUR Ass.

Do you think I need to finish my English major for this job? Is some guy sitting at a computer with a dictionary thinking "Gee, how can I put wet, kinky sluts together in an alliterative sense that will really appeal to my 18-99 male demographic so they will watch this"? Why aren't they all called Naked Chicks Fucking Each Other and Naked Chicks Fucking an Ugly Guy? There really only needs to be 2 movies. Of course that would put the billion dollar a year porn industry out of business. Don't get me wrong. I love porn. I find it fascinating that the most accurate indicator of a recession in the United States is if the porn industry experiences a significant drop in sales. I wish porn could get a little more creative. How come you never see porn musicals? I'd watch "Grease" as a porn, think of the possibilities. How about "My Fair Cock" or "Pussy on the Roof". Great musicals, great porn!! For you dramatists out there, there's "Phantom of the Boobies" or "The Dick King".

The list is endless. Let's have some fun. Come up with your own and share it with me in the comments.